1st.) If I’m going to sit here and fucking listen to you talk and retaliate with answers, I expect you to do the same for me. Don’t fucking just stare at me or stare at your fucking phone, ignoring everything I say. And don’t give me the “ooh” response when I finish talking.
2nd.) Don’t fucking tell me I’m on my phone all of the time when I’m on my phone all of the time because you’re on your phone ALL OF THE TIME. I’m not going to sit there and be ready to listen and respond on your fucking time, you’re ready to talk.
I’m just not in the fucking mood to deal with dick bags today.